Introduction, wee.

I welcome you, friend, to my new blog.

My name is Jonas, I am a 14 year old Lithuanian boy. I play the saxophone, study Norwegian and German, and I am an avid player of World of Warcraft.

I also love anything else Blizzard has ever done.

Anyhoo, I seem to have gone a tiny bit off topic. Anyhoo. I love that word. Don’t you? Anyhoo!

Right. Focus, Jonas. Focus.

Why have I named this blog Top hats n’ Monocles? Of course, because I want to own a pair one day, but also because classy people wear them.

And what do classy people do? That’s right, play alot of classes! And seeing as I’m an altoholic, I have quite a bit of a variety of classes at my disposal.

I created this blog out of nothingness. For… eh… no reason at all? Guess I’ll just be posting random stuff in here now and then! But I like to have order. Rules. Boundaries.

So then, friend, I bring to you, the Vows of the Classy!

Classy Vow #1: I vow to, without stop, make a post in this classy blog atleast once per week until I get completely and utterly bored of it, or my fingers are chaffed and ground to dust.

Classy Vow #2: I vow to, one day, get an actual top hat and show it off to you, the reader.

Classy Vow #3: I vow to always try and keep grammar mistakes out of my texts. ‘Cause I know how some people get weird about things like that. 😀

Classy Vow #4: I vow to refrain from excessive swearing, even when rage is upon me at it’s highest point.

Classy Vow #5: I vow to make this blog great and powerful! Or, atleast, popular.

I shall make more Vows as I go along, but for now, these five stand.

And with that, I take my leave, for now. Until next we meet, friend!

Until next we meet.